llttlemermaid:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years


the 1800s was not a 100 years ago

llttlemermaid:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

the 1800s was not a 100 years ago

DRUM LESSONS with huke lemmings

whatsupd0c:

fitandfruity:

vnloved:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

Hahahahahahahahahah

OH MY GOD. Best ice bucket challenge video ever.

Wtf did I just watch

"So plant your own gardens and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers."
Jorge Luis Borges (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

postllimit:

my summer lab internship in one photoset

"I knew that was going to happen!" [x]
  • me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
  • white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc
  • daisyvalley:

    thefinalhidingplace:

    tyleroakley:

    DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

    Yes

    I love dogs so much oh my god

    @Luke5SOS: I'm on the pursuit of happiness
    @Luke5SOS: I'm on the pursuit of happiness

    He’s so fucking gorgeous

    150dollars:

kissedbyatroll:

I love how he just catches her

i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.

    150dollars:

    kissedbyatroll:

    I love how he just catches her

    i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.

    mallomallo:

She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

    mallomallo:

    She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

    tinalikesbutts:

    Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”

    And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”

    lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  
since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?
harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.

    lacigreen:

    i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  

    since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?

    harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.