i hope manners is the next cool trend
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
life goals: become so hot people make fan blogs about me.
never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions
fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
walking downstairs in the middle of the night after blogging
Mom: “Why are you awake?”